The Stories

Series

The Hemlock Society

"Welcome to the family, hope you brought a shovel."

A secret society of killers. Dangerous obsessions. And love stories you definitely shouldn't root for (but will anyway).

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BOOK ONE

X Marks The Stalker

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Xander & Oakley

Dark Rom Com Secret Society Found Family Stalker Romance Banter He Falls First Touch Her & Die Enemies to Lovers Serial Killer MMC Socially Awkward Golden Retriever

She hunts killers. He is one. Opposites attract has never been so literal.

Crime journalist Oakley Novak has built her career exposing Boston's darkest secrets, but she never expected a serial killer to turn the tables and stalk her.

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Xander Rhodes spent weeks watching her through hidden cameras, captivated by her sharp mind and relentless drive, until she catches him red-handed and, instead of running, challenges him with a glare that could melt steel.

Xander's either found his soulmate or lost his damn mind. Probably both.

When Oakley recruits him for her revenge plan against the man who murdered her parents, their partnership shatters every rule of Xander's secret murder society. Now they're being hunted by both sides—the law and the shadows—while racing against time to take down the untouchable enemy who took everything from her.

If you're obsessed with dark romance laced with wicked humor, serial killers with a knack for banter, and heroines who wield wit as sharply as weapons, this sinful story will carve its way into your soul.

Content Warnings

This story blends dark romance with comedy, so while there are moments designed to make you swoon or laugh, it also delves into some pretty intense and twisted territory. "Til death do us part" might be a more literal concern for these characters.

Please read with care.

Here's a heads-up on what you'll find inside:

  • Surveillance cameras as a love language
  • Creative uses for nail guns
  • Eyeball extraction
  • Panic rooms that become very unsafe spaces
  • Murder boards made of actual murder
  • A gas station bathroom death via decorative fish (yes, really)
  • Basement furnaces with a very specific purpose
  • Various sharp objects used for non-kitchen activities
  • Blood spatter as interior decorating
  • Explicit sex scenes including public fingering, phone sex with candy, knife play, anal play, restraints, praise kink, choking, and other activities that would scandalize your grandmother
  • Parental murder and childhood trauma
  • Stalking presented as courtship (don't try this at home)
  • A secret society of murderers with surprisingly good organizational skills
  • Torture scenes that are disturbingly artistic

It's a book about serial killers finding love, so expect murder, mayhem, and questionable life choices throughout.

This is fiction! In real life, please don't follow strangers home, install cameras in people's apartments, or use kitchen utensils as weapons. Also, if someone breaks into your home and leaves you dinner, call the police, not a wedding planner.

Happy reading, you beautiful, twisted souls! ✕

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BOOK TWO

Knife To Meet You

January 2026

Calloway & Jiya

Dark Rom Com Secret Society Found Family Banter Enemies to Lovers Serial Killer MMC & FMC Cat and Mouse Accidental Voyeurism

She eliminates men who deserve it. He's her next target. The only problem? He refuses to die.

Jiya Kline has mastered the art of the permanent goodbye: seduce, poison, problem solved. But her latest target, the infuriatingly gorgeous Calloway Frost, keeps surviving her best efforts.

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When her luck finally runs out and the police close in, she discovers her would-be victim might be her only hope for survival.

Calloway Frost is an artist of death, and as the notorious Gallery Killer, his world is one of obsessive control. He never planned for Jiya, the chaotic, pink-haired bartender trying to make him her masterpiece. He should eliminate the beautiful distraction, but finds himself captivated instead. So when Jiya's world comes crashing down, he's ready to burn the world to the ground to protect her.

Now with the law breathing down her neck and nowhere left to run, Jiya must trust the very man she's been trying to eliminate. Because when your only ally is your intended victim, survival gets complicated fast—and falling for him might be the most dangerous mistake of all.

If you crave dark romance with body counts, bartenders who mix lethal cocktails, and gallery openings that double as crime scenes, this wickedly deadly story will leave you breathless, literally.

Content Warnings

Welcome to a love story where "meet cute" involves attempted murder and "relationship goals" include body disposal.

This is a dark romantic comedy about what happens when two murderers realize they're made for each other in the most homicidal way possible. Yes, it's supposed to be funny, but it's still deeply disturbing.

Please read with care.

Fair warning—you're about to dive into:

  • Multiple creative murder attempts
  • Poison as a flirtation technique
  • Various sharp objects used inappropriately
  • Body parts repurposed for recreational activities
  • Chemical experiments with unfortunate subjects
  • Graphic violence and gore
  • Childhood sexual abuse and trauma
  • Explicit sexual content including bondage, restraints, and various kinks
  • A murder club with surprisingly good member benefits

Remember: This is fiction! In reality, if someone tries to kill you multiple times, that's not sexual tension—it's a restraining order situation. Also, don't take dating advice from serial killers.

If you're still here after reading this list, congratulations. You're exactly as twisted as we hoped. Enjoy the bloodbath! ✕

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